NEUTERS NEWS -
February 2009 -
Foo-
avos Un-
Economic Summit,
Switzerland:
In an unanimous call by world leaders condemning the Foo-srael invasion and atrocities at Foo-lestine,
here is what some of the leaders have to say:
George "The Dancing" Foo-sh, former Foo-SA president - "
No!
No!
No!
Like what my great Sugar Daddy had infamously similarly said:
Read my
Lips (
and my Hips too),
NO new invasions on Foo-srael (
and no new taxes too)!!!
Firstly, that darned
desert of a
nation is just populated by the cool,
hip, and funky Foo-
ews and Foo-rabs, but
who are unfortunately led by a small (
but extremely rabid and dangerous)
bunch of killer
Foo-ionist circumcised sheep,
definitely of no threat to our imperial empire [1]
and PetroDollar hegemony.
Not to mention that country has no Petroleum,
not even olive oil! Secondly, I am a
huge fan of
Nut-
anahyu's big nuts,
and Foo-
riel Sharon's juicy persimmons.
Fruits and nuts are a healthy diet,
I just love eating them
and licking them raw!!! Finally, if we don't allow our
very, very, very good and
dear little brother Foo-srael to whack the
innocent Foo-
lestinians masses,
then how can we justify our illegal and irresponsible invasion and brutal occupation of Foo-
raq and Foo-
fghanistan [2],
maintain our reputation of being the World's Biggest Bully and test/
upgrade our weapons supply (
and support our defense industries)
too???
Nyuk,
nyuk,
nyuk...
BTW,
sheeps are very, very, very, loving and cute creatures,
and they will
never, never, never ever betray my country and my
peoples...
Swear my heart, and cross my hole.....
Trust me, I may have been wrong about Pappadam Hussein and his non-existent Weapons Of Mass Construction, but this I'll never be wrong or
lie about...!!!"
Condom-lezza Not-rice-nor-wheat-nor-corn-but-just-plain-old-soy-beans - "
Foo-srael has clearly violated the Gyoza Environmental Protocol. How can they send their juvenile and undisciplined soldiers into another nation's territory, shoot, kill and bomb innocent civilians,
scribble obscene graffiti, and then (
horror of horrors) eat baked-beans and burritos there?
Don't they have any sense of world responsibility,
IQ brains,
or respect for the Foo-nited Nations and worldwide consensus??
Their actions will clearly lead to huge global warming due to major farting activities and hazardous methane emissions by the Foo-sraeli armies.
They have clearly gone too far, and exceeded their carbon footprint quota. Shame on you, Foo-srael!"
Borat, media reporter from Foo-zaksthan, Central Asia - "Me no happy! Me go Foo-merica to look for Foo-mela Anderson and the land of the free, but me get Bushy George and subprime/derivatives/
banks-
recklessly-casino-gambling-but-unfortunately-lose-plenty-of-money-
and-then-getting-the-taxpayers-to-bear-the-burden-of-their-bailouts-while-their-executives-get-big-
fat-bonuses-and-go-for-corporate-sponsored-conference-holidays-while-the-foo-sa-economy-will-now-likely-head-into-a-disastrous-tailspin-and-a-sudden-and-drastic-dramatic-
collapse and insane war on terrorism instead. Me no happy! Me very no happy!
Me go Foo-
srael to look for junior soldier buddies to give them drink horse urine,
and have good sexy time,
but me no find them (
me looky also for Foo-merican soldiers and mercenaries to have good sexy time with them, but me no find them too. Maybe they sexy time at Foo-raq with small children, like what they normally do at home???). I hear they go Foo-lestine to
sexy time Foo-lestinian innocents instead!!! Why???? Have they gone nuts??? Don't they love me and Foo-zaksthan better???"
Yoo-hoo-vah, God of Foo-srael - "
Spank you very much,
you demented tribes of Foo-
ionist and Foo-lluminati
impostors!!! Please don't give my
holy religion a bad
name, and
wrongly abuse my teachings!!!! Firstly, why
did you whack up your brothers in
Foo-raq and
Foo-
lestine??? (
and waste my precious time reprimanding you now. Don't you know that I would rather be spending my time working on another Genesis on my new "Foo-tin Inside" multi-core laptop which is powered by the ultra-cool Linux operating system, or playing the open-sourced version of Quake 3 Arena with Soloman and Moo-ses, or Nintendo Wii Tennis with David Beckham and Starcraft Goliath, instead of wasting my time scolding you now??? Your Supreme God aka the General Operations Director is a very busy deity, you know!!! BTW, never ever play Civilization with Nuts-am-i-hyu and Rot-my-child. Both of them and their families are damn cheaters and liars, and they have conned me into losing a winning match soooo many times.... )
Haven't you remembered my Moo-ses and his burning bush? He said in his evelenth commandment 'Thou shalt not kill your Foo-rab beer buddies... '. Now be nice, or I will send my son Foo-sus to come and lecture you again!!! Buah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
If you don't listen to my advice this time, I will surely let Bushy George's mummy know again, and get her to spank you
Foo-ionist sheep butts hard, real hard, really really hard for me again... (
I know you really like it...) Buah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
George Foo-ros, billionaire speculator - "
Woo-
wee! I smell
profits and
money! Woo-wee! Time for me to sell my Foo-merican
foo-
llars and Foo-sraeli
shake-hells, and load up on Euros, Yuans, and Rubles instead!!!
The upcoming huge
plunge of these foo-rencies will sure make me happy (
and very rich) soon!!!
Woo-
wee! I did better sell my Foo-sraeli tech stocks, and have huge short positions and
put options on
them instead.
I mean,
the whole darned nation is out at war,
who is doing the production and R&D for these companies???
Woo-
wee!!!
Woo-
wee! Woo-wee!!! Do you know that I love boycotting Foo-sraeli related companies and corporations too???
Woo-wee! Woo-wee!! Woo-wee!!! I love boycotting Foo-srael!!!
It sure helps make me rich, and not to mention helps me in my geopolitical goals too!!! I sure love World Domination, especially if it is paid for by the general Foo-merican peoples!!! Woo-wee!!! Go for boycotting Foo-srael, man!!! Woo-wee!! Woo-wee!!! Boycotting Foo-srael is surely hip and funky, definitely the in-thing to do for this new millenium!!!"
Adolf Foo-itler, WW2 madman -"Way to go, Foo-srael. It's great to see you following my footsteps. Great to see you shooting, and killing your innocent enemies, and stealing their possessions when they're dead (
just like I did it to your people during WW2 too!!!).
Remember to
gas them, and turn some of them into
soap and
leather handbags too!!!" *** (
NOTE: This is sarcasm! The author is personally against physical, mental and emotional violence of any sort, which is the reason why he has actually written this blog post.)
Foo-ris Hilton, famous socialite - "
Bad Foo-
srael,
you bad-
bad doggy, why did you invade Foo-lestine? I was planning to go there for my winter vacation. Now you have disrupted all my holiday plans!!! What am I to do now??? I want my revenge!!!
Maybe it's time for me to sell all my (
The Light Alcoholic)
Diamonds (
and stop buying new ones too).
I must remember to tell all my friends and colleagues to do so too, as diamonds are totally way uncool now (
after what you all have recklessly done in Foo-lestine). As they say '
Diamonds are definitely not a dead innocent Foo-
lestinian girl's best friend!!!' The Euro and gold bars are surely better!!!"
Foo-hmoud Foo-hmadinejad, president of Foo-ran - "
Woo-
wee!
I love the
Foo-ranian Oil Bourse and the super-cool
PetroEuro!!!
Smart,
truthful,
and intelligent leaders and people of
Foo-
merica and Foo-
srael,
why do you think I
should be sooo silly to waste my time on building up my non-
existent moo-
clear weapons [3] [4] [5],
when I can clearly make more money and profits for my nation by exclusively selling my
oil with Euros, and by trading goods and services via Bartering,
and by building up my nation's industrial powerhouse and corporate empire? (
As they say, Vitamin M and Vitamin P is much, much better than Vitamin N...
even better, tastier, stronger, and more powerful than the Vitamin V made by Pzifoozer. BTW, me and my holy peoples can each have up to four incredible and lovely wives. Now, don't you think that truly makes us really, really strong?!? Legend even says that we're stronger than the mighty Samson, and also the Energizer Bunny too... we're famously known for being able to keep going on, and on, and on, in spite of all the atrocities heaped upon us by the pitiful Foo-ionist sheep... As they say, Strong and Mighty is our Great Foo-llah, as evidenced by the strength and greatness of our peoples.... 8)
It sure makes good economic sense,
unlike the great foo-
nancial mess faced by the Great Foo-tan, Foo-merica (
unfortunately, all due to their own creation and their own greed and folly)!!!
Woo-
wee!
Woo-wee! I heard that Foo-rway and Foo-
K are joining the Foo-EU soon, which means that another oil marker will soon be denominated in Euros too!!!
Woo-wee! Woo-wee!!! I love PetroEuro!!! I heard that my great buddies, Foo-tin of Foo-ussia,
and Foo-
ugo Chavez of Foo-nezuela are selling their oils using Euros,
and by bartering it with other nations too!!!
Cool!!!!! I love those dudes!!!
Woo-wee! I love Bartering!! Woo-wee!!! Bartering is Cool!!! Woo-wee!!! Gimme Bartering anytime!!! Woo-wee! Woo-wee!!!"
Vladimir "the Count Dracula" Foo-tin, president of Foo-ussia - "
I sell most of my nation's oil to Europe, so isn't it logical for me to price it in Euros???
No thank you,
Mr Foo-chael Dell, we know very well how to make our own computers (
both the hardware and the software), powered by our own "Foo-tin Inside" CPU chips and Vodkha OS!
In fact,
our World of Warcraft and Supreme Commander players are probably much better than yours, buahahahahaha!!! You should see my handsome and macho photo of me
doing topless fly fishing too 8) (
BTW, my super-duper French buddy Swarkovski is absolutely great too!!!) Vodka,
natural gas, and rubles, anyone??? [6]"
PC Games Lovers, teenagers worldwide - "
Curse you,
Foo-
srael!!! Why did you send my teenage buddies in Foo-srael out to Foo-lestine to shoot and kill all my other Foo-lestinian teenage buddies? Now who is going to play World Of Warcraft and Unreal Tournament with me???"
Footnotes:
[1]
Bushy George also says "
I sure love pumping my body up with mutton meat from Foo-srael's
baa-
baa-
black sheep,
it sure is a wonderfully healthly source of protein,
yum,
yum,
yummy,
yum,
yum,
slurp,
slurp,
lick,
lick.
I sure love fighting for freedom for the great old Foo-S of A, and also helping to liberate other countries in the world, and helping them to uphold "democracies" in their nations too (
not to mention I love drinking petroleum a lot too...yum, yum, yummy, yum, yum, slurp, slurp, lick, lick... I sure love petroleum and natural gas and minerals too... yum, yum, slurp, slurp, lick, lick. It definitely tastes much better than Texas rodeo beef ribs soaked with Budweiser beer... To steal their Oil, and in the process to kill them All, now that is the true Shakespearean question!!! Mmm, mmmm, I'm sure the Foo-merican people love me soooo much, and I believe they also share the same love/obsession of oil and Foo-srael as me, and will surely agree with all of my policies and actions. Don't you??? Hint, hint, before you answer remember of the Patriot Act, and remember also of the fact that I'm wire-tapping every Foo-merican people... for their security of course...).
I also dearly love
my country's top secret intelligent organization the Chicken-poop In Action (
codenamed C.I.A.).
With them and their leaders at an all time
high (
actually they are at an insanely stratospherically high levels, unlike the pathetically poor Foo-w Jones and Foo-SDAQ stock market performances...), and with them around doing all the wonderful things in the world, like making peace with other dictatorial nations, removing/assassinating democratically elected parties and leaders that don't agree with our policies,
combating violent-hating people and replacing them with fanatical radicals,
and protecting our corporate commercial interests even at the cost of human lives and the environment, they surely support my nation's War Of
Terror plans!!!
I sure love these guys, their actions sure make Foo-merica soooo loved by peoples of all over the world, especially the ones that we make "peace" with... As they say, either you follow our destructive and intrusive policy of our-so-called-peace for your nation and your peoples, or we will break you up into tiny little pieces!!! If you want, we can even break your knees and your other bones up too, for free, compliments and courtesy of us Chicken-poops 8) We will just charge the expenses back to our good ole taxpayers... Yummy, yum, when I am hungry and thirsty, I like to drink Lemon
Press..."
[2]
The unilateral invasion of Foo-
raq by Bushy George and his Foo-merican neo-cons-me-again faction went on
despite massive objection by most of the world, and also despite heavy objection by the majority of the
Foo-merican people for such an unlawful
action. (
Hmm, I wonder who really controls Foo-merica? Is it really owned by the majority of the god-loving Foo-merican people, or is it really controlled by a greedy, deceptive and uncaring bunch of self serving elites??? "What has happened to Foo-merica, the Land of the Free, as benevelontly envisioned by their Founding Fathers!!!" the Statue of Liberty laments...)
Hmmm, is the Foo-merican leaders trying to create another false flag situation again (
like what they did at the Gulf of Foo-nkin as an excuse to wage war against the Foo-ietnam nation, resulting in the deaths of millions of Foo-ietnamese people), by creating fake situations of them being falsely attacked and then blaming it on porcelain-and-China (
possibly to provoke a global war). Given the long and terrible history of the Foo-
merican and Foo-
sraeli leaders staging fake false flags (
sheeps are very well known and notorious for their false flag operations too, where they do all the terrible sheet, and then blame it on others...),
do you think the wise, just and honorable peoples of Foo-merica, and the handsome and sexy peoples of the world would trust them again?!? Why would the Foo-merican peoples want to send their kids off to kill and be killed again (
and waste their precious foo-llars funding a mad, mad war), so as to fulfill some mad-mens' geopolitical goals of world conquest and corporate profits??? Repeat after me, No More Mindless Foo-raq And Foo-fghanistan Invasions!!!
Foo Jintao, the great leader of porcelian-and-China says - "
Foo-
merica, you idiots!!! What are you trying to do, you
Foo-bama mama-baa-baa-nana??? First, you come to me with Foo-llary begging me to buy more of your useless and unwanted Toilet-paper-bills (
when I could have wisely used my money to domestically invest and build up my nation's agricultural, industrial and technological capabilities via R&D and infrastructure upgrading instead, or used it to buy technology, businesses and real-estate in your country, or used it to buy your gold and silver, to benefit my nation and my peoples).
You and your nation's banking and financial elites have been working sooo hard in the Wall Street toilets to create sooo much toxic and smelly financial sheet (
with filthy names like mortgage-backed securities and credit default swaps. All these stinking talk about derivatives makes me want to puke, urrggghhhhh...), and then passed them on to the world and us too, infecting us with your dirty mess, and now you want us to buy some more of your toilet paper bills so that we can help you wipe your sheet clean?!?
(Don't you know personal hygiene, duh???)Now, you send your
fleets and your spies to provoke and sabotage me, doing all your dirty stuff and then blaming it all on us!!! What are you trying to do, you hypocritical Foo-merican elite geek-heads?!? Do you want me to help you (
wipe your financial sheet clean, you poor little helpless cutie baby, koo-chi, koo-chi, koo-chi-koo...), or do you really want me to fight with you instead??? (
preferably the fighting is to be done in a 6v6 match in Warcraft 3. A clan duel in World Of Warcraft is acceptable too... Our guys, and also our girls too, will surely beat the pants of you.... Buahahahahaha!!!!)BTW, please don't harass and force me and my peoples to get involved with Foo-fghanistan, Foo-ran and
Ping-pongyang Kimchi Korea (
unless it's to watch their wonderfully-made soap operas, or to enjoy their tasty cuisine... mmm, mmm, ginseng chicken soup is sure yummy...).
It's your stupid (
and incredibly expensive) War Of Terror, you go and settle it yourself (
peacefully with these other countries)!!! I don't want to buy more and more and more of your useless Toilet-paper-bills, just so that you can continue playing insane geopolitics and real life Command And Conquer (sic)... However, if it is truly for the security and safety of your nations and your people, which I strongly and truly emphatize with , shouldn't your security and military men look into and examine these extremely strong and convincing
allegations first??? (
instead of what you are now planning to supposedly do in the coming few years...) My high IQ tells me that that was the main reason why you all had to react by having the War Of
Terror, right??? Or is it that you really love drinking oil from Foo-fghanistan pipeline (
and in the process also drinking blood from the Foo-fghanistani peoples...) like Bushy George loves Foo-raq and the Foo-raqi peoples too?? 8P 8P"
[3]
Foo-
hmoud Foo-
hmadinejad,
president of
Foo-
ran also says - "If I were to build it (
my so called the moo-clear weapons, as claimed by the Foo-mericans), it will
be just to protect my country from the clearly demented invasion-
happy Foo-sraelis.
Heck,
the Foo-sraelis are soooo sick that they even send their spies and
assassins to my country (
and even Foo-raq, Foo-gypt, Foo-kistan, and Foo-merica too) to sabotage my R&D efforts and to
kill and murder my scientists and academicians (
he-he-he-he-he, it seems that their Foo-merican allies are equally sick too, no wonder the just and true Foo-merican peoples are soooo weary of their sick elite leaders nowadays, especially after their recent banking fiascos... Now, now, please don't get me started talking about the sheep loving Foo-bama... talking about that will sure makes me want to puke...),
in addition to preparing to wage war and aggressively invade my beloved country and peoples. They are sooo sick that they are even planning
to kidnap or kill me!!! How can you simply do that to another nation's leader especially if he is just scolding bad words at you, and is not doing anything actual, real, and physical to actively harm you?!? Imagine the public and global outrage if I (
or someone else) were to do the same thing to the Foo-merican and Foo-sraeli leaders instead, and just because they have puke-lear missiles that I'm jealous of, and just because they have a vulgar bad mouth that keeps scolding me!!! Now, now, isn't that double standards and hypocrisy??? Don't you have law and order in this world???
What have I done to have provoked such madness from them??? (
Hmmm, I often wonder who is really the Axis Of Evil, me or the sick Foo-merica and Foo-srael aggressors, who can simply act as they like and invade other countries as they fancy??? Heck, these sickos are even planning to puke me, using the excuse and claims that I am supposedly building pukes! What irony and hypocrisy!!!) Imagine such a civilized, peace loving, and democratic nations resorting to such dirty, unlawful and immoral acts!!!
I'm sure their Yoo-
hoo-
vah god must be damn proud of them (sic!). As they say, Long Live Foo-ionisim, aren't we Killing Sheeps Great???
Also,
why only Foo-
srael and Foo-
merica,
together with certain nations like Foo-
UK, Foo-rance,
Foo-
india and Foo-kistan
can have moo-clear weapons but not my country?? What kind of idiotic and twisted logic has been used to create such stupid and unfair rules??? If I can't have moo-clear weapons (
and other goody toys like the Nintendo Wii, the Foo-merican gas guzzling SUV, the Foo-sraeli tiny adult kosher dogs, and the Sony PS3), then how come Foo-merica and Foo-srael can?!?
It's totally unfair!!!! I'm gonna complain now to Bushy George's
mummy,
and ask her to scold him and spank him for being soooo selfish and being sooo naughty...
I hope she spanks him hard, real hard, really really hard 8) Grin, grin..."
Foo-hmoud laments - "Sigh!!! We once had a flourishing democracy in the 1950s under the great leadership of our super-duper prime minister
Foo-hammed Foo-ssadeq!! He nationalized our economies and made our country great and our people proud. Unfortunately, that made the corporations jealous and the Foo-lluminatis green with envy (
how to privatise and steal/reap the profits, when it is all nationalized?), and thus our great leader and our great democracy was brought down by the evil ones via their servants, the MI666 and
CIbAi Foo-SA secret agencies (
via Operation Ajax).
Hmmm, I thought Foo-merica and the Queen was supposed to uphold democracy, why did they cruelly destroy ours??? Not only that, they gave us a Shah-hah-hah dictatorship regime that spread tyranny and fear amongst us instead! What have we done to deserve such gifts???
Sigh!!!
Now,
I hear news that they are making plans to invade us again sometime soon, by using fake excuses of us building puke-lear missiles... sigh!!! This is a fair world man, if you can puke, so should we!!!
Otherwise,
I'll complain to Bushy George's mummy and get her to spank him real hard again..."
[4]
Bushy George was seen by papparazi reporters to be crying and running back home, wailing loudly "
Boo-
hoo-
hoo!
Boo-
hoo-
hoo!
Help me Daddy,
please,
boo-
hoo-
hoo! Please stop the Foo-merican people from
impeaching me (
for my stubborn mishandling of the nation's economy and awesome neglect of national matters, hmmm, aren't I great),
and from imprisoning me in Abu Ghraib,
or water-boarding
torture me in Guantanamo Bay (
for my illlegal and unlawful invasion of a sovereign nation and my wonderful sanctioning of war crimes in Foo-raq, resulting in the deaths of millions of innocent Foo-raqis).
Boo-
hoo-
hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo! It's all
Dicky's fault!!!
Impeach him together with his
Foo-
liburton oil-and-gas and military logistics company (
remember to check out their offshore accounts in overseas tax havens too),
and the lawless Black-
and-
smelly-sewage-
toilet-
water bunch of imbecile drunken killing mercenaries instead!!!
Please don't tell Mummy about this, otherwise she will Spank me and Scold me again!
Boo-
hoo-
hoo!!!
Psst,
psst,
psst,
psst,
psst,
psst,
psst!
Please don't tell my Mummy too that I've been secretly dating Oh-
my-
mama been Laid-them (
the leader of the Al Bushy-da "terror"-ist organization), and helping him to orchestrate
the Feb 14 V-day event by being totally deaf and frigid. She will surely fume and blow her top (
and mine too)
if she finds out!!! Boo-hoo-hoo! Read my Lips, no more Mummy Scolding And Spanking Me!!!
Boo-hoo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!!!
Ahh-
ah-
ahh-
choo!
Ahhh-
ah-
ahh-
choo!!
Sniff-
sniff!!
Sniff-
sniff!!
Cough,
cough!!
Ahhh-
ah-
ahh-
choo!!
Ahhh-
ah-
ahh-
choo!!! Sniff-sniff! Daddy, daddy, I am sick with Donald Ducks-feld F-L-E-W. Maybe he got it from the
Foo-entagon too, or from the water-loving seagulls at the
navy-blue acquariums... Can you please bring me see a doctor and get me the antidote and vaccine serum too??? (
oops.. sorry, I just farted... dang, this Ducks-feld F-L-E-W is really, really smelly... maybe it spreads by the air???) I sure ain't wanna
spread it to my nation's peoples,
and definitely not
spread it to the poor developing nations too!!! My nation's elite leaders are great men and women of Peace, and sheeps too are always loving in nature, why do you think we want to cause death, disease, disability, and global depopulation???
We're sick enough already, we don't need to be any sicker, you sickos!!!
And read my Lips too, our government and the
sheep ain't involved in creating and spreading Hand-and-Foot-in-my-Mouth-Disease, I'm-an-insolvent-banker-and-i'm-heavily-in-need-of-
bailout-
AIDS and SARS-i cola,
or whatever sickness you can think of... (
mad-dancing-cows and my-big-bird-flu-away diseases excluded... mooo... mooo...) BTW, scientists and researchers worldwide (
along with the research/medical institutions and pharmaceutical companies that they serve, and are actually directed by) are great and honourable, and will never, never, never, never, ever lie to you,
or to conduct
secret and dangerous experiments on civilian populations (
as you can clearly see, we truly, truly, truly love our citizens very, very, very, very much, and also we never ever make mistakes that we try to deny or cover up too. As they say, with friendly governments like us, who needs enemies???)... And
no, no, no, no, no, no, me and my sheep (
via our secret covert forces) have never purposely killed any scientists or academicians before. Why would we want to silence them, and to suppress their research results??? Cross my heart, and swear my hole, trust me... Have I ever
lied to you before???
Moo,
moo,
moo,
moo,
moo,
moo, moo, moo.... I
sure loooove vaccines...
They sure make your babies and kids healthy, wealthy and wise.... It's better to have been
injected with toxic and pathogen filled vaccines and die early (
or die miserably, or die disabled), than not have vaccines. If nobody are willing to have their vaccine shots, then how will the big pharmaceutical companies, the governments, the politicians, and the hospitals make big, indecent, and immoral money??? So, have a heart, and cross your hole, help us and go and get a vaccine shot, NOW!!!
Go now immediately, I MEAN NOW!!! If you keep saying NO to vaccines, we will keep pestering and harrassing you by legal court order, and possibly by the use of force too (
hmm, isn't it handy that we have got the police force and the military to help us in enforcing this mandatory choice??? It's all for your well being. Trust us, we truly have your interests at heart...) to get you to have it!!! Why waste your time with alternative solutions and possibilities which are more effective and not damaging, just stick with vaccines and make us filthy rich!!! (
Don't worry, you will just be disabled and die early after our harmless vaccine shots... definitely a small price to pay for providing us with our killer profits... Thank you, and RIP...)
BTW, you should try out our pharmaceutical products too!!! They are
really, really, really, really, really safe!!! Swear my heart and cross my hole, trust me.... 8P"
[5] The Black-and-smelly-sewage-toilet-water Corporation has been renamed and is now known as the
XE-
na "pussycat warriors" Corporation, a brilliant strategic move by its top management, in order to limit financial liabilities from the soon-to-be-coming massive
litigation lawsuits from its victims. Will this corporation, together with its holding company be totally wiped out financially and made bankrupt, with the names of the owners exposed and totally shamed to the public??? (
as they say, let's see how deep the rabbit hole of corruption and perversity goes...)
[6] Vladimir Foo-tin also says - "
BTW,
Foo-
ionist sheep are
welcome to relocate and graze at my country instead, or they might consider moving to Floorida, Foo-SA too!!! You might consider shifting to Antartica, or the
North Pole too (
you love Santa Claus, don't you???). Why keep on staying at the Middle East, where you are soooo "loved" everywhere, when you can come here and be even more loved by us? However, please do not do your indiscriminate
sheeting here as we are strictly a society of clean and hygienic people..."
On a more serious note:-
I understand Israel's desire to
end the
mindless rocket launches by Hamas into Israeli territory. (
But, why invade Gaza when even your peoples and your soldiers are against such aggressive and atrocius actions?)
-
However,
why did Israel not explore diplomatic and other win-
win economic solutions to solve the problem first???
Don't they realize that hate and violence only begets the same?
- Also, invading
Palestine (
even in the face of world objection) and
killing innocent civilians (
not only male adults, but also elderly people, women, children, and even babies)
is too much.
Why shoot children in front of their parents? And parents in front of their children?
Are you doing all this atrocities just to inflict pain amongst the Palestinians and to antagonise the Arabs, and to boost your upcoming election results???
- Why did Israeli soldiers
scribble unprofessional
graffiti on Palestinian walls, like "Die Arabs", etc?
Isn't that immoral and unprofessional conduct?
Great soldiers (
and their military commanders) should have honour in battle, and respect human dignity and life. Unfortunately, it seems that the Israeli army have neither (
evidence shows that the Foo-sraeli army is in great need of serious potty training as they seem to be sheeting indiscriminately everywhere).
- Why use
banned and experimental weapons like white phosphorus bombs,
dense inert metal explosive (
dime)
bombs,
and depleted uranium on your weaker opponents,
to torture them unnecessarily?
Fight like a man, you Israeli sissies!!!
- Why destroy
peoples homes, along
with farmland and civilian factories?
Are you purposely trying
to starve,
destitute, and
kill the remaining Palestinian populations???
-
Why did the Israeli leaders actively
conceal the names of the Israeli soldiers, and then actively declare them
to be
shielded from war crimes???
Wouldn't that make them reckless and even more inhumane???
-
Don't the Israelis realize that they are repeating the same mindless atrocities that they themselves
innocently faced under
the Nazis during World War 2??? (
or have they really forgotten what has really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really happened to their people during the Holocaust? If that was what really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really happened during World War 2, and considering the terrible atrocities that they have truly inflicted on the true Semitic peoples throughout their history of existence, do you think they really, really, really, really deserve occupying the Holy Land? Wouldn't their mere presence defile the Sacredness of that Holy Ground???)
Humanity's lesson to be learned:
First,
they invaded Iraq,
and killed,
but nobody cared,
or dared to make a stand.
Then,
they invaded Palestine,
and killed,
but nobody cared,
or dared to make a stand.
Now,
they invade your land,
your people,
and your country, do you think others will
even care, or
dare to make a stand for you??? Do the right thing, and make a
stand while you still
can,
NOW!!!
Yours sincerely,
A very,
very concerned citizen of the world...
(
Note: This is version 0.01 of the 29I1-2696-9NFU-ZION top secret confidential document, also lovingly known as the Baaa-Baaa Khazar Sheep Wool Shearing aka the Foo-ionist Emperor Is Naked And He Sure Ain't Lovely document...)
What has happened to international law and order??? Or truth, freedom, and
liberty???
Say NO,
NO,
NO, NO, NO
to World War 3!!! Say YES to World
Peace!!!
